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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. Jerome K. Jerome
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- 3 months ago.
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I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck
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- 3 months ago.
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I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk. Mark Haddon
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- 3 months ago.
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. Charles M Schulz
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- 3 months ago.
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If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. Roger A. Caras
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- 3 months ago.
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I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. Jarod Kintz
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- 3 months ago.
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What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job. George Carlin
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- 3 months ago.
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones
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- 3 months ago.
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The dog is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher
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- 3 months ago.
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S Truman
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- 3 months ago.
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Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach. Moby
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- 3 months ago.
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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Edward Abbey
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- 3 months ago.
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
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- 3 months ago.
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Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. Franklin P. Jones
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- 3 months ago.
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Dog is God spelled backward. Duane Chapman
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- 3 months ago.
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Christopher Morley
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- 3 months ago.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. Elayne Boosler
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- in Funny
- 3 months ago.
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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. Nafisa Joseph
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- 3 months ago.
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How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. Robert A. Heinlein
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- 3 months ago.
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier
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- in Famous
- 3 months ago.
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